when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
I think I’m in love with her.
OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE
i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying
i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers
Omg best thing I’ve ever seen
I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just